If I Were a Stain

If I were a stain, I think I'd be a mustard stain.

To get rid of me, first you'd scrape me with a dull knife. (You may substitute "loofah" for knife here.*)

Then you'd sponge me with cool water.





Then you'd gently rub me with a mild detergent. (Pick one that smells expensive)













Rinse me with cool water.

























Then give me a Shout^TM out.

















Then a nice wash and air dry.


Thank you.

If you were a stain, what would you be?

*You weren't going for the falafel joke were you? WERE YOU?.